RUMORS... can be very.. IRONIC

So we all hate rumors especially when they  are  about us ..you sit down and think to yourself honestly why would someone waste their time spreading a bunch of good for  nothing stuff.But for all those who hate rumors you must be warned for there is the greatest irony in them.....( that's my pathetic attempt  to create suspense :) )

Today's songs:

• Tiemex Social Club -Rumours 
• Alanis Morisette-Ironic 

Read through these lyrics  by Tiemex downright hilarious :

How do rumors get started?
They are started by the Jealous people

And they get mad seeing something they had
and somebody else is holding.
They tell me that temptation is very hard to resist

Look at all these rumors that surrounding me everyday
I iust need some time
some time to get away from
From all these rumors
I can't take it no more.
My best friend said there is one out now about me
and the girl next door!

Did you hear the one about Tina? Some say she's much too loose.
That came straight from a guy who claims he's tasted her juice.
Did you hear the one about Michael? Some say he must be gay.
I tried to argue
but they said if he was straight he wouldn't move that way.
Did you hear that one about Susan? Some say she's iust a tease.
In her camisole she's six feet tall
she'd knock you to your knees.

I can't go no place without someone pointing a finger

I can't show my face 'cause
when it comes to rumors I'm a dead ringer.
It seems from rumors I iust can't get away

I bet there will even be rumors floatin'
around on judgement day.
I think I'll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill

SO NEXT TIME THEY CATCH SOMEONE STARTING A RUMOR SHOOT TO KILL

What's mine is mine
I ain't got time for rumors in my life
I'm a man who thinks not a man who drinks
so please let me live my life.

..as previously stated we all hate rumors and my guess is that if there was a "Shoot to kill" law the entire human population would be wiped out .and that's where the irony comes in.."Whoever hates them spreads them" .Truth be told

IRONIC

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."


A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

..Think about it   maybe if we stopped spreading rumors about others  they wouldn't be anything said about us  ..
T.C